The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


The Incredible Hulk


20 January 1998 - THE INCREDIBLE HULK

I went to get a hamburger at Wimpy last night, but as I was standing at the front of the queue trying to decide what I wanted, someone near the back shouted "Hurry up".

This was so upsetting that I turned into The Hulk. Everyone in the shop started laughing, so I leapt over the counter and tried to run out the back. Unfortunately, the rear exit was blocked with crates of baps and I found myself trapped. I tried hiding behind a fryer, but the manager just told me to get out.

21 January 1998 - THE INCREDIBLE HULK

I've decided to walk around covered in a duvet. This way if I accidentally turn into The Hulk, no one will notice. At least, that's the theory.

Last night it didn't work so well. I was wandering through Chinatown when a tourist got scared because he thought I was a ghost. He started leaping up and down, pointing and shouting: "Le Jacques du Ghost! Le Jacques du Ghost!" Suddenly, the police were everywhere, and they tried to put me in a big bag. Luckily, I escaped by running away.

Diary Index | Previous | Next