And His New Hotel
8/2/95 - 11/2/95
8 February 1995 - AND HIS NEW HOTEL
There was trouble at breakfast last night.
Doctor Sanus accused Mrs Batticus of spraying Dettox in his muesli. Batticus angrily responded by lobbing an ashtray at him.
Then the Donson boys joined in by banging on the wall with a wooden comb.
11 February 1995 - AND HIS NEW HOTEL
I've had to close the hotel down. Some of the inspectors found that instead of plumping the pillows, I'd been injecting them with sour dough.
I had to sell the fixtures and fittings to Charlie-boy Frynx. I sold: chair, bulb, stair, arch, frame, gate, plate, slate.