Man Diary - With Prints


With Pop Star "Prints"


4 February 1995 - WITH POP STAR "PRINTS"

I held a party at my lovely home last night. All the stars were there: Muncher, Buncher, Trunces, Ralstron and DeBarres, Yencil 45, Foynt and Tot.

They all watched in horror as I got in my bath and wrestled with a realistic rubber cop. The joke was on them, though. I popped the cop with a fork, and he whizzed around their shaking heads.

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