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Andrew Lloyd-Webber's Cats

27/5/16

27 MAY 2016 - ANDREW LLOYD-WEBBER'S CATS

I've got a new job directing a brand new Broadway presentation of Andrew Lloyd-Webber's 'Cats'. It's going to be the first ever staging of 'Cats' with a cast comprised entirely of people who have a phobia of both cats and 'Cats'.

Unfortunately, our rehearsals haven't been going too well. Last night, we were running through the Mr Mistoffelees song, but most of the cast were too busy shaking, shrieking, and crying with terror to even get the words out.

Our lead actor wet herself and was sick into her hand, and even her understudy committed suicide - unable to cope with the prospect of potentially appearing on stage with the entire cast of the musical 'Cats', while they were dressed as cats.


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