The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Being A Copper

27/5/94-30/5/94

27 May 1994 - BEING A COPPER

This morning I made my first arrest. I sent a blue monster to the "pen" for twenty years, in case he bit anybody else.

Sergeant Swiss was very impressed. He rewarded me with a medal made from a chicken nugget. It looks golden in a certain light.


30 May 1994 - BEING A COPPER

PC Peasey and myself were sent to the scene of a crime last night in some bungalow on the far side of town.

Inside, the furniture was all broken, and sitting in the hearth of the fireplace was a foul, genetically-altered, puffer-fish. It had a bicycle seat coming out of its nose.


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