Old Folk In The Attic
20 May 1994
I killed those rats. Now it's time to deal with the old stove in my kitchen.
It's connected to a pipe which leads up into the attic where those irritating old folk live.
I'm going to send a small spaceman up there with a sword.
24 May 1994
I woke up this morning and found my Mike Collins broken at the foot of my bed.
There was a note hooked through his massive eyelid. It was from the old people. It read: "We don't want no more hassle, Collins." They must think I'm Collins!