The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Old Folk In The Attic


20 May 1994

I killed those rats. Now it's time to deal with the old stove in my kitchen.

It's connected to a pipe which leads up into the attic where those irritating old folk live.

I'm going to send a small spaceman up there with a sword.

24 May 1994

I woke up this morning and found my Mike Collins broken at the foot of my bed.

There was a note hooked through his massive eyelid. It was from the old people. It read: "We don't want no more hassle, Collins." They must think I'm Collins!

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