Being A Ghost
26 August 1998 - BEING A GHOST
Unfortunately, I've been thrown out of Heaven. The result of this is that I'm now a ghost. Being a ghost is good fun, but scaring people isn't as easy as I thought.
Part of my problem is that I don't look like a ghost, nor do I have any of the powers usually associated with ghosts. I've been given the job of haunting a family that recently moved into a big, old house. Unfortunately, when they found me hiding in their loft with a selection of recently-purchased monster masks, they just called the police.