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Being A Jedi Knight

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28/6/96 - BEING A JEDI KNIGHT

Now that I'm a fully-fledged Jedi Knight, I've decided to bring down a galactic crime lord. I've decided that the man who runs the sweet shop at the end of my road is probably evil, so I set out last night to mess him up.

Firstly, I threw black paint all over his shop window and poured glue through his letterbox. Then, just in case he didn't know what was going on, I rang him up and told him.


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