Being A Jedi Knight
28/6/96 - BEING A JEDI KNIGHT
Now that I'm a fully-fledged Jedi Knight, I've decided to bring down a galactic crime lord. I've decided that the man who runs the sweet shop at the end of my road is probably evil, so I set out last night to mess him up.
Firstly, I threw black paint all over his shop window and poured glue through his letterbox. Then, just in case he didn't know what was going on, I rang him up and told him.