21 June 1996 - LANDSCAPE DESIGNER
I've been running a promotion this week to boost my garden scaping business.
For every plant I accidentally destroy, customers will receive a voucher entitling them to a free Baywatch stationery set. And for each time I accidentally block up a customer's lavatory with turf, I put on a free body-popping show.
I'll also pledge my allegiance to the souls of regular customers' ancestors.