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21/6/96 - LANDSCAPE DESIGNER

I've been running a promotion this week to boost my garden scaping business.

For every plant I accidentally destroy, customers will receive a voucher entitling them to a free Baywatch stationery set. And for each time I accidentally block up a customer's lavatory with turf, I put on a free body-popping show.

I'll also pledge my allegiance to the souls of regular customers' ancestors.


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