13 September 1997 - BLUE PETER
I've got a new job now as a presenter on the childrens' programme Blue Peter. I had to meet my fellow presenters in the pub last night. Unfortunately, I got so drunk that I've forgotten their names. There was one bloke with stupid teeth, another bloke with what what looked like a joke nose, some Scottish bird, and another bird with a speech defect.
Neither of the birds were stunners, but they were several times better than either Leslie Judd or Michael Sundin.