10 September 1997 - PLUMBER
I've left the amateur dramatics society, and have a new job as a plumber. You wouldn't believe the mess some people get into with their plumbing!
Take last night - I was called out to an old people's home, to find that an old person had plumbed his washing machine in in such a cack-handed fashion, that he'd somehow connected himself to the pipes. Whenever the spin cycle started the man's pants fell down and water gushed out of his mouth.