Body Parts Restaurant
17 JUNE 2016 - BODY PARTS RESTAURANT
I've got a new job as the owner of a restaurant where I serve up parts of my own body - like hair, fingernails, sleepy dust from your eyes, saliva, blood, etc.
Sadly, the only customer we've had through our doors is me. Even I'll admit that there are few more tragic sights than a grown man sitting in an empty restaurant, which he purchased with his entire life savings, eating a bowl containing his own hair and fingernails.
I'm also wondering whether the name of the restaurant might be discouraging potential custom. It's called "Bod-Parts for Sod-Farts".