17 August 1996 - BOXING CAREER
My first professional fight against Susan Essss went exactly to plan.
He dodged and dived, weaved and deceived, but I chucked a horseshoe in his face when the judges weren't looking and psyched him out by shouting "YOU MUST DIE!" in his ear.
When he hit the deck I flung a chair at his prone, gibbering body: I win! My next fight is against Susan's big brother, Shiela Arrrrrr.