The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Boxing Career

17/8/96

17 August 1996 - BOXING CAREER

My first professional fight against Susan Essss went exactly to plan.

He dodged and dived, weaved and deceived, but I chucked a horseshoe in his face when the judges weren't looking and psyched him out by shouting "YOU MUST DIE!" in his ear.

When he hit the deck I flung a chair at his prone, gibbering body: I win! My next fight is against Susan's big brother, Shiela Arrrrrr.


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