22 August 1996 - GIANT CATCHER
Having realised the true, violent nature of boxing, I've hung up my gloves.
I've decided to pursue a more worthwhile avenue of misadventure, and a stop to the giants which are terrorising our little village.
For the past six months, giants have been wandering down from the hills at night, and rummaging through our trash cans and pants drawers. I've bought a big net to catch them with.