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Cactus Salesman

?/11/98-12/11/98

12 November 1998 - CACTUS SALESMAN

In an effort further to promote the cactus as a tasty alternative to other fruit, I have taken to the streets in a special T-shirt bearing the slogan: "CACTUS + MOUTH = DELICIOUS SNACK: THE MOST SIMPLE MATH OF ALL."

My plan is already generating interest: I was featured on the local news last night. Admittedly, it was because I had set fire to a police station, but the photofit and subsequent description of me got most of the words on the T-shirt spot-on.


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