The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Cactus Shop


15 May 2000 - CACTUS SHOP

I've opened up an exotic florists specialising in unusual plants, specifically cacti. The name of this shop? Why, it can only be "Prickly Plants". We stock all kinds of cacti, from big ones to small ones, to ones that are neither big nor small.

For a nominal fee, we'll even deliver a bunch of cacti to a loved one, and for a slightly larger fee we'll jab it at them as they open the door. This is a special service, which to the best of my knowledge, isn't offered by other florists. Also, I perform lewd dances upon request.

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