10 November 1997 - CAVEMAN NEIGHBOURS
"Flint-stains! I've got flint-stains, All down my modern stone-wash jeans. From the, Shop called Burtons, They cost me twelve pounds sixty-three!"
I'm singing this song because my new neighbours are a family of cavemen. I know all these posh people say they're just the same as us, but I tell you, I can't understand a word they're saying, and their habits are disgusting. What's more, the smell they make when they're cooking stinks my washing line up.