Centre Of The Earth
29 July 1995 - CENTRE OF THE EARTH
Having successfully faked my death, I'm now holed up in a volcano. My aim? To journey to the centre of the Earth.
I've hired a guide who knows what to do. His name is Lars Feet, and he's actually a snake. He's recommended we also take along his brother King-Features (bear), his cousin Bruin the Artist (ants) and his father Sparks (puffer fish).