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Driving Instructor

1/5/97

1 May 1997 - DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

I've got a new job as a driving instructor. Honestly, you wouldn't believe the idiots I get in my car! Last night I gave a lesson to Peter Parker, AKA Spider-Man.

Not only did his hands keep sticking to the steering wheel, but whenever he tried to do a three-point turn, he accidentally fired his web-shooters and covered the dashboard with his sticky strands. I've only ever seen him in the comics - I had no idea his webs stank of rotting prawn crackers.


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