7 August 1997 - GIANT CLAM
My wicked uncles Celestine and Winston made me clean out the drainage channels in the courtyard of their polecat skinnery last night.
While I was out there I found the most incredible thing: a giant motorised electric clam like the one in my dreams. I climbed inside, and was confronted with an amazing sight a grey/pink mass of organic matter and a faint fishy smell. I'm going to use this giant clam to go on an adventure.