27 November 1997 - INVENTOR
I've got a new job now as an inventor. My first invention is the Automatic Correction Pen. It's basically a normal felt tip pen, but the top of it has a heavy lead weight attached.
You see, you write with the pen as normal, but because of the weight it takes much longer to write things. Therefore, you'll have a lot longer to spot mistakes - while they're happening. This may sound impractical, but I assure you it's a boon!