Man Loves Doddy
20 August 1997 - MAN LOVES DODDY
I wish the tabloid rags would keep their noses out of my business. Because I'm having an affair with a Ken Dodd look-a-like they seem to think me fair game.
Last night I went round Doddy's house dressed in a revealing swimsuit, and this morning I find myself plastered all over the front pages. They even had the audacity to doctor the pictures so that it appeared as if I had seven legs. I don't know what they're trying to achieve, but it's driving me mad.