The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Medieval Torture Victim

1/3/97

1 March 1997 - MEDIEVAL TORTURE VICTIM

I really hate being tortured and that. Last night I could hardly sleep because of all the stuff that the guards kept doing to me.

I'd been strapped to a liferaft, which was then kicked around the room by four guards. After half a night of that, they threw a pot of grey paint over my shirt and trousers. Then, one of them wrote a powerful swear word on my wrist in lipstick. Worst of all, I was made to listen to a couple of blokes banging on a wok for twenty minutes.


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