Modern Artist
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5 March 1997 - MODERN ARTIST
After my days of torment at the hands of medieval torture men, I've been released. To help me recover, I've got a new job as an artist.
I intend to outrage the art world with my controversial and unusual pieces. I call my first work "Hen Show". It's essentially four live hens running around in a Citroen, with a couple of dead rats in the boot. That's fairly radical, but get this: on the bonnet of the car will be a nude butcher doing breakdancing. He symbolises television.
6 March 1997 - MODERN ARTIST
For my latest work, I've filled a pre-fab council house with monkeys, and invited a load of bakers to come and have a look.
Then, as the bakers stand there gawping at the antics of the little hairy guys, I'm going to burst their eardrums with a piercing scream. Hopefully, I'll have caught all this on video. I intend to play the tape back on 14 TVs glued to the side of a coach, which I'm going to drive over the Dover cliffs. It symbolises lust.
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