6 July 1998 - MEDUSA STAND-IN
Being a temporary stand-in for Medusa is hard, but rewarding, work. My job brings me into contact with all sorts of people, but primarily Greek warriors.
I had a couple of harpies in here the other day, who wanted to nick the gold. Mercifully, they'd left their shooters at home. The worst part of my job is when I have to turn people into stone. Lacking such abilities, I have to warn them that I'm about to turn them into stone, but if they don't run away after that, I just have to punch them.