The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Neighbourhood Watch

29/3/96-?/?/96

29 March 1996 - NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

After a recent spate of book-burnings- in my road, I'm setting up a Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

At one end of the road, we're planning to erect a massive concrete skull with floodlights blazing out of its mouth. At the other end of the road, two neighbours will stand guard carrying wooden spikes and petrol bombs.

Whenever a stranger comes near, we give him a real good kicking.


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