2/10/96 - OVERSEAS TEACHER
I sense I'm starting to lose control of my class. Yesterday, during a home economics lesson, two of the pupils cooked a pie in the shape of a nightclub.
When I broke the pie open with my fist, I was bitten on the throat by a baby crocodile hidden inside. I tried to punish the boys for their actions, but they just laughed and made threatening gestures with their eyes.
4/10/96 - OVERSEAS TEACHER
Predictably, I've quit my job as a teacher at a foreign school. The final straw came during a PE lesson.
I was having the children throw a medicine ball to each other, when one particularly unruly pupil tore the leather skin open and drank the medicine inside!
That was bad enough, but then he started break-dancing and dissing my fly-girl.