The Man With A Long Chin's Diary




21/9/96 - BOUNCER

I've got a new job as a bouncer in a swanky club in the centre of town. Because it's a theme club, I have to wear a stupid cowboy hat, swimming trunks and a waistcoat.

I have a big list which I check when people try and come into the club. If their name's not down, I knock them about a bit, and cut their clothes to shreds. What's also a bit strange is that my partner is a cat.

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