25 October 1997 - PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
I've been given my first job as a paranormal investigator. My employers, the FBI, have asked me to find out why assistant director Skinny's post sometimes turns up late on a Saturday.
I began my investigations by asking some people I met in the street. They were French exchange students, and didn't seem to know what I was talking about, so I rang my dad up to see if he knew. He didn't either, so I made up a load of lies about Venus and stuff.