The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Survival Guide


18 October 1997 - SURVIVAL GUIDE

Today's survival lesson will show you how to survive if you get trapped in a shoe shop, or shoe department of a large store, such as those found in Debenhams.

Firstly: don't panic. In any dangerous situation, panicking is just likely to make you more scared than you already are. Secondly: eat some shoes. Thirdly: find something to drink. Lastly, I recommend that you try to escape, or wait until someone comes to rescue you.

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