21 January 1997 - PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
I've been requested to investigate a poltergeist that has been bothering a couple of blokes who live up a tree.
Every night at 6:00 the poltergeist starts moving the branches so that the leaves rustle, and then he goes away. At 6:40 the ghost comes back and makes munching sounds. These stop after five minutes, but begin again after 12 minutes. Then, at 7:05, the ghost blows off. This causes the two blokes a good deal of distress.
24 January 1997 - PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR
I've been investigating a local stage psychic, who claims he can read the minds of man and beast.
During his stage act he reveals what members of the audience are thinking about having for tea tomorrow. Then he "reads the mind" of a dog, and explains that the dog is thinking about Kate Bush, who he once saw on the telly. Though the audience are initially amused by this, they soon become paranoid, and often flee from the hall in terror.