22 January 1999 - PRACTICAL JOKES
You wouldn't believe the opportunities for practical jokes that are all around us. For instance, let's say you fancied livening up a boring morning at church...
Sneak a big broom into church with you, and while everyone else is praying, crawl towards the vicar. Start tickling the vicar's back with the broom, and when he finishes praying and asks you what's going on, just reply: "I'm only brooming you up, man!" Trust me - the congregation will be in stitches!