The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Animal Orchestra

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28 January 1999 - ANIMAL ORCHESTRA

I hired an animal trainer to see if he could get the members of my animal orchestra to behave. When he saw how I tried to force a clarinet into the goat's mouth, and how I'd Sellotaped a pair of drum sticks to a spider monkey's hands, he was appalled, and threatened to call the authorities.

At this point I realised there was only one way to prevent a hefty fine, and that was to kill the animal trainer. Luckily, he changed his mind and asked me to go to dinner with him. How could I refuse? I adore Chinese food!


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