Sold Into Slavery
15 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
Last night, I led a slave revolt against the tyranny of Mr N Till.
We gathered outside his bedroom window making hooting sounds to lure him out onto his balcony. When he did so, I threw a burning bike tyre at him.
We rushed into his house and began looting valuables. We were in a bit of a rush, but as I gathered up all the jewellery, I still found time to give one of the youngsters a necklace.