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Running A Joke Shop

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20/3/96 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP

Here are the latest in my new range of practical jokes:

DANTE'S DEAFENING VISOR: Looks like an ordinary eye mask, but when you put it on, two lollies drop out of the bottom.

THE BLONDE CHALICE: Unlike most chalices, this one is upholstered with real human hair.

BLACK-FACE TIGHTS: When you pull these tights on your face goes yellow.


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