11 September 1998 - SPACEMAN
There was a near-disaster aboard our space station last night when a vessel piloted by a team of Russian scientists collided with the station.
Luckily, they were driving the moped at fairly low-speed, and bounced off the side. I dread to think what would have happened if the moped was a Russian spacecraft, and the space station was a real space station in space, and not a shed at the bottom of my garden. Rest assured we all needed a few shots of space vodka to steady our nerves.