31 March 1998 - STUDENT
I can no longer be a puffin impersonator - I can no longer afford the equipment. I’ve decided to go to university to get the degree I’ve always wanted.
Unfortunately, I’ve already spent my grant on computer and stereo equipment, and a guitar, and have no money left. Last night I was so hungry that I had no choice but to eat bits of my bed, which was tastier than you’d expect. With my stomach full I was able to have a great night running around with a traffic cone on my head. Crazy!!