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With A Famous Pop Singer

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12 July 1994 - WITH A FAMOUS POP SINGER

Being a famous pop singer, I'm often asked whether I have a big bath or not.

It's a confusing question for sure. Do they want to know the size of my bath, or the amount of time I spend in it?

I have a standard answer to the question. I just say: "Spindellion".


13 July 1994 - WITH A FAMOUS POP SINGER

I was relaxing in my en suite bathroom last night, when I heard a rattling sound from my bedroom.

I pulled on my pants, got out of the bath, and strode into the other room.

Imagine my surprise when I found nothing in there! I had accidentally walked into the wrong room - the laundry room!


15 July 1994 - WITH A FAMOUS POP SINGER

I was in the bath yesterday lunchtime, when I spilt my peas into the water.

I jumped up perhaps a little too quickly, as I caught my hairs in the clothes horse.

So there I was, screaming and swinging the horsie around and around, when my minder, Pumis, entered. He nearly died with fright!


21 July 1994 - WITH A FAMOUS POP SINGER

I failed in my bid to be in a bath for longer than most other singers.

My record attempt was destroyed by fire - a terrible blaze that swept over my legs and my faces.

It wasn't all bad, though. Kirsty MacColl phoned up and sang me a song about enamels.


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