30 August 1996 - BORED MAN
I've slightly got over my depression now, but not enough to tell you about my life. Instead, I've been reading my dad's joke books. Here's one of my favourites:
QUESTION: What do you call a man who looks like Batman, but instead of a bat symbol on his chest, he has a picture of the Mona Lisa?
ANSWER: Monie Monie!
31 August 1996 - BORED MAN
I'm still going through my dad's joke books to find something which will make me a bit happier. Here's a good one now:
QUESTION: Why did the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman go into the cinema carrying a raft, some matches, a survival kit and an axe?
ANSWER: It was because they'd just been on a survival course, and were going to the cinema to unwind.