The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Bored Man


31 August 1996 - BORED MAN

I'm still going through my dad's joke books to find something which will make me a bit happier. Here's a good one now:

QUESTION: Why did the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman go into the cinema carrying a raft, some matches, a survival kit and an axe?

ANSWER: It was because they'd just been on a survival course, and were going to the cinema to unwind.

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