31 August 1996 - BORED MAN
I'm still going through my dad's joke books to find something which will make me a bit happier. Here's a good one now:
QUESTION: Why did the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman go into the cinema carrying a raft, some matches, a survival kit and an axe?
ANSWER: It was because they'd just been on a survival course, and were going to the cinema to unwind.