The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Monkey Trainer


7 September 1996 - MONKEY TRAINER

I'm considering quitting my job as a monkey teacher. Last night I had little choice but to keep the monkeys behind after school, when they refused to answer as I called the register.

Most of them clapped their hands across their mouths, while others just stared out the window or hissed.

The final straw came when one of the monkeys jumped on the desk and threw a bit of paper at me.

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