The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Dead Celeb Park

27/6/97

27 June 1997 - DEAD CELEB PARK

In order to get my park endorsed by consultants, I took them on a tour round it in a little electric car. We first stopped outside the Peter Sellers pen, but he was nowhere to be seen. The ride had to be stopped a short while later because an unconscious Liberace was laying in the middle of the road.

One of my consultants, celebrity doctor Hilary Jones, diagnosed Liberace as having a poorly tummy, and gave him some special medicine.


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