The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Freak Show Owner


8 February 1997 - FREAK SHOW OWNER

My travelling freak show has had a run-in with the authorities, after a couple of the freaks got drunk and went on a rampage.

Mickey Mouth, The Boy With A Prawn For His Eyes, and Daniel Rumbi, The Giant Crow, had been swigging Bolt from the bottle since dawn, and went out to find themselves a toothpaste shop. In their confused state Mickey and Daniel wandered into a cuckoo clock shop, and accidentally broke all the clocks. The manager was furious.

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