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Hypnotised Coppers

23/6/95-24/6/95

23 June 1995 - HYPNOTISED COPPERS

Something's gone wrong with my giant cords.

I managed to get the hypnotised coppers into the legs all right, but when I try to put them on, the rivets get really hot.

I can just about cope with it, but the coppers complain that it burns their helmets. Jacob Davids suggests I pump a load of conditioner through the pockets. But I haven't got conditioner!


24 June 1995 - HYPNOTISED COPPERS

I've finally got rid of those hypnotised coppers.

Jacob came up with the plan. We dressed them in big white sheets, and sent them up in a hot air balloon.

When they reached an altitude of seven thousand feet, we destroyed the basket with a bomb. Because they were wearing sheets, the policemen became ghosts. And because they were in the sky, the ghosts became clouds. Do you see?


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