The Man With A Long Chin's Diary




14 September 1996 - SUPER-HERO

I've been forced to hang up my tights after the world discovered my true identity. I was getting changed in what I thought was a phone booth, but actually turned out to be a machine which broadcast my face to every television in the world.

I would've been OK, but at the time I was writing the words "I am a super-hero" on my face in biro. I have been hounded out of town and forced to live in a cave.

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