10 October 1997 - PRACTICAL JOKES
I can't remember what I was doing yesterday, so today I'm doing something new. I'm a notorious practical joker down my road, and I thought it would be a good idea to pass over a few of my best ones for you all to try. This joke is called Coin Joke.
Use some chalk to draw a £1 coin on the pavement outside your house, and when passers-by stop to pick it up, burst through your front door and run at them wearing a hockey mask, and brandishing a mallet. Just watch their faces!