Punch And Judy
29 November 1998 - PUNCH AND JUDY
Last night I took part in the National Punch And Judy Championship. I had an extra-special routine worked out, which should have culminated with Punch questioning the origins of the universe. At this point I was to jump up and reveal myself.
It all went well, up until the point where I had to reveal myself: I leapt out from behind the booth, but my belt snapped and my trousers fell down as I shouted: "That's the way to do it!". I was arrested, and subsequently charged with indecency.