The Man hasn't always just spoken about the latest developments in his surreal life on his diary page. Over the years he, his daddy, and brother DIY Kelly have spewed forth copious amounts of strange stuff. In order to fill your ever-hungry, parasitic mind-cupboards, there's lots of that rubbish down the page. Not that you deserve it, you quail gulping oscelots. Hey, man - it's got what you want and what you need. Also: what do you do between the horns of the day? Do you see?
(All material originally by Mr Biffo/Paul Rose.)
Do you have any Man stuf? Do you know any of the much-sought-after Man's Daddy Jokes? If you do mail me with it right now, man.
Copyright © Chris Bell 1997. All Rights Lovingly Fondled.