The Rapping Shoe

The Rapping Shoe was one popular guy at Digi, sporting ker-ayzee raps. He was real popular with The Snakes, laying down the sort of groove that they're into. Originally debuting in October 1997, but not a regular fixture until mid-'98, he never disappointed with his great raps about life being a gangsta shoe. See them now: here are a few of them, dear...

 

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I live in a house,
  • I've got cushioned in-soles,
  • So I'm quiet as a mouse

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm watching you,
  • I want you to be in my,
  • Rapping Shoe Crew

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • The shoe with style,
  • I'm coming round your house,
  • I'll be there in a while

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm on the street,
  • You don't wear me on your head,
  • You wear me on your feet

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I can imagine you,
  • Hanging on street corners,
  • Or sitting on the loo

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm back in town,
  • I'm running in the streets,
  • In my nightgown

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And you're a crazy fool,
  • You live in a posh house,
  • With its own swimming pool

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • You wear me on your feet,
  • You can wear me on a train,
  • Or wear me in the street

  • Don't diss the shoe,
  • 'cause he's one cool dude,
  • He's got a floppy old tongue,
  • But it don't make him rude

  • It's Rapping Shoe time,
  • And I'm feeling fine,
  • I got my laces done tight,
  • And I'm covered in brine

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm a size ten fit,
  • Not everyone will like me,
  • But I'm sure to be a hit

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • A mmm-bop a-doodle-oodle,
  • Mmm-cha-mm-cha,
  • A mmm-bop a-doodle-oodle

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I've got a platform heel,
  • I got metal toe-caps,
  • You wanna feel the steel

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I ain't got a clue,
  • If I can't find any toast,
  • I eat a pot of glue

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Do you like my laces?
  • They 100% cotton,
  • Like a pair of red braces

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm married to a sandal,
  • All the other shoes in the shop,
  • Said it was a scandal

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • But I used to be a cow,
  • See, I'm made of leather,
  • They chopped a cow - wow!

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • A steel toe-capped king,
  • I'll stomp up and down,
  • while I'm doing my thing

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Bought at Shoe Express,
  • I wasn't bought at Saxone,
  • Or made by Rudolph Hess

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Someone left me in a skip,
  • It wasn't much fun,
  • In fact it made me sick

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm not a hat or a scarf,
  • Please wear me in a field,
  • But don't wear me in the bath

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I've a story to tell,
  • Since my wife left me,
  • My life's been hell

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm gonna take a life,
  • I'm gonna wreak revenge,
  • On the man who stole my wife

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm a bit of a geezer,
  • I'll do whatever you want,
  • Whatever it takes to please ya

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • My wife left me for a slipper,
  • His name is Alan Brent,
  • And he's a male shoe stripper

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I welcome you,
  • To my totally radical,
  • Rapping Shoe Revue

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Held together with glue,
  • It binds my sole to my upper,
  • And my heel to dog poo

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • So how do you do?
  • I'm so pleased to meet,
  • Both you and you and you

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Do you like what I do?
  • I sing the rap songs,
  • That I write just for you

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Coloured red not blue,
  • If you ever call me green,
  • I'll threaten to sue

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Goo goo g'joob,
  • They are the eggmen,
  • I am the walrus

  • I'm The Rapping Shoe,
  • On the streets like a rogue,
  • I'm takin' on flip-flops,
  • And knockin' down brogues

  • I'm The Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm good at running races,
  • I've a fluid-filled sole,
  • And a pair of high-tech laces

  • I'm The Rapping Shoe,
  • You listen when I shoot,
  • I'm high quality footwear,
  • Not some smelly rotting boot

  • I'm The Rapping Shoe,
  • And I've run out of raps,
  • Blah-blah-blah,
  • De-da-de-da-de-dah

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And my name is Mikey,
  • I got a nephew who's a sports shoe,
  • And he's made by Nike

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I live in a cobbler's
  • At Christmas I eat turkeys,
  • Also known as 'gobblers'

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I ain't no small-time simp,
  • I'm checking in with style,
  • And I ain't no stinking plimp'(sole)

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And you know I make sense,
  • When I say surround your house,
  • With a six foot high fence

  • I'm The Rapping Shoe,
  • And I'm security conscious,
  • I'm the master of protection,
  • Does that make sound pompous?

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • Head of Neighbourhood Watch,
  • I may be a size six,
  • But I can damage your crotch

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I joined the Watch in '92,
  • I did it 'cause I want,
  • To watch out for you and you

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I got a sole and some laces,
  • Cuss my toe cap,
  • And I'll kick you in the faces

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • And I've got laces on my face,
  • Please don't tug them too tight,
  • Or I'll have to wear a brace

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm the Christmas shoe for you,
  • Fill me up with gifts,
  • But don't fill me up with poo

  • I'm the Rapping Shoe,
  • I'm a leather-bound poet,
  • My favourite era of time,
  • Is the upper Mesozoic

There they were, then, The Rapping Shoe is one great guy! You can leave now, or go to this place: the character place to find out more about him.

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